Here's how I imagine the meeting
went at Gravity Defyer when they
decided on this logo...
Decision Maker: Ok, so we'll go with the second logo.
Influencer: Are you serious? The sperm? You want our logo to be an image of sperm?
Agency Rep: It's a tadpole. It represents how these shoes transform you into a leap frog.
Influencer: Am I the only one seeing this? You're telling me we're going to put a sperm on all of our shoes?
Decision Maker: It's gonna happen eventually anyway. Ha ha.
Lemmings: Ha ha ha ha.
Brown Noser: Good one, sir.
Influencer: WHAT?? What the hell kind of shoes are we selling? I quit!!
Decision Maker: Ok. It's agreed then. We're going with the sperm logo.