Something that's fun to do when you're bored is to go shopping at Target. The trick however, is to wear a red shirt. That is key. The fun begins when people start asking you where to find stuff. Here's some ideas, but have fun with it and improvise.
- Tell them the exact wrong place to find whatever they're looking for.
- Tell them and then follow them at an uncomfortably close distance.
- Say, "I'll show you, follow me" and then wander aimlessly around the store. Make excuses like, "A truck just came today, they're usually right here" or "we just moved everything to new locations last night"
- Ponder the question for a moment, then start to cry.
- Escalate the crying and stage a "meltdown"
- Just stand there, take out your phone, and start texting people
- If it's a lady, tell her she's got a great rack for someone her age
- If it's a guy, tell him he's got a great rack for someone his age
When you're done, be sure to punch out and be sure to get your employee discount on any purchases you make that day.
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